Vote Ferocious Strawberries!
19/05/15
Ok you’re not actually allowed to vote unless you’re a student at the school, but as the Chief Press Officer of Lily’s Ferocious Strawberry party I thought you might like to see her campaign materials.
Some dubious tactics have already emerged: on Monday the Greens offered goody bags in exchange for votes. This inspired Lily to design stickers and rally her press office into action. Minutes before setting off for school this morning she was filling envelopes with Ferocious Strawberry stickers and mini-manifestos.
One of the envelopes contained a Golden Ticket entitling the finder to an as-yet-undisclosed special prize. Once word got around during her lunch-break campaigning she was mobbed with excited kids who then spontaneously formed a procession around the playground chanting “Vote Ferocious Strawberries!”
The vote is tomorrow morning. I know who I’m backing!
